Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Kyun is so hot jesus

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH

noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho

by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021

Jesus

He is so funny and a loyal person and he can be rude but he still nice you should be happy you have a Jesus in your life!!! LIKE ME💕👀

Your life changes when you see a boy named Jesus🔐❤️

by Aislinn_forever November 7, 2019

Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

Jesus Bagging

When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex

Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.

by Julbean13 August 5, 2023

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019