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Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up
I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.
by pollandco May 10, 2018
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Jack Olsen

A person who laughs at every thing that is said in a conversation just to get attention. Someone who hooks up with bisexual chicks and cuts all their hair off.
That douche over there is being such a Jack Olsen.
by Kala Christian May 13, 2018
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hole jacking

Hole jacking when you decided the front hole just isn't enough so you jack that back hole
Johnny was tottaly hole jacking lacy last night now she doing the penguin walk today
by RainBowPixy3141 February 15, 2017
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Dirty Jack

A homosexual man (typically named Jack) who shits on the ground and proceeds to have homosexual intercourse with a homeless transsexual on their period and docks there clit dick with his urethra using his shit as lube and proceeding to cum in his own mouth with the shit and period covering his man breasts.
"What the fuck is that obese man doing to that hopeless citizen"
"Oh that must be Dirty Jack fucking homeless Ben"
by Xx_BonZer_Xx97 October 18, 2021
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jack slattery

A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.
ex: GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX
ex: he is such a Jack Slattery
by Mangernam October 5, 2013
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meat jacks

When a man thrusts his hips in such a way that his penis flops up and down, sometimes other people are hit by the meat (often caught by suprise).
When we got back from the concert two guys performed meat jacks on Neil, you should have seen the look on his face.
by Bush Hog July 17, 2011
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sipping on Jack

To lick one's asshole
I was sipping on Jack all night long and now my mouth tastes like your mom's ass.
by Jackrim June 16, 2011
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