Jack and Ash

Talking irrelevantly while having sex.

He was Jack and Ashing the whole time, it was terrible.

by I. Scheer June 17, 2008

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

Jack Tweedy

A inbred robot from Sheppey, who dislikes all human's and devours small children. A fire burns from his head, where the devil is known to have stayed.

*During an exorcism* Get the Jack Tweedy out of you Joe! Clean his gingerness! Burn away the impurity!!

*Joe* EEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!

by Anononononononzonononononymous May 21, 2011

jack-a-leg

A total, complete doofus who just can't seem to get anything right, ever. Can also be used to refer to an animal, such as a dog, who acts totally off-the-wall, unpredictable and sometimes anti-social.

That goddam black catahoula just went after my neighbor's friendly dog. She can be such a jack-a-leg sometimes.

by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009

sipping on Jack

To lick one's asshole

I was sipping on Jack all night long and now my mouth tastes like your mom's ass.

by Jackrim June 16, 2011

Jack B

Individuals with this name are always professional IT technicians, with a vast range of skills ranging from computer coding to sound mixing.

Yo its Jack B coming from the IT

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGH May 28, 2020

jack bryan

A headass nibba who licks booty hole all day long. Hes gay

Jack Bryan is a headass

by boiboiboi15 September 17, 2018