His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 25, 2021

watered his house

It means masturbation

Jeff got bored and watered his house

by Lilabe July 19, 2019

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces

by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018

Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise

Grab his dick

by Master Jew May 16, 2022

clip his bean

when you hit/punch someone in there head

When I see that n*gga Ima clip his bean

by Miaax27 August 03, 2015

uhhhh hi

hi how ya doing? im just chillin on a kindle writing this weird right? the browser is really glitchy but i dont really care. i usually read fanfics about haikyuu or dream smp. i also read A LOT of angst. the feels amirite? anyways.. have a good night/morning/afternoon!

uhhhh hi i guess
hello

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018