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Man Day

Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.
"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"
by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010
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seven-day

adj. Weak; lacking in strength or any substantial redeaming qualities.
Dude, you're an idiot. That plan is completeley seven-day!
by calihodian May 21, 2009
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The Day Walker

A random male Goth of about 50 Years of age who always wears dark sunglasses, white foundation and has Dental alteration so that he has fangs. He hangs around with groups of teenagers in parks.
Joe: Hey... is that guy a pervert?
Jay: No, that's just The Day Walker... he thinks he's a vampire
Joe: So a pervert?
Jay: Yeah...
by Epic Ginge June 10, 2009
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Lollerpendence Day

The day on which the the first usage of the phrase "lol" is celebrated.
Are you having a Lollerpendence Day party?
by anthwi December 14, 2008
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Lean day

A day spent being productive - but on a moderately or outright unimportant level. A day spent doing laundry or sorting through old bookmarks on your computer.
Matt: Today I did the dishes and sorted through all of my old pictures.
Szalk: Ah, so you had a really lean day today?
by TristyChristy June 12, 2015
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Red day

A day which you encounter a lot of troublesome things.
I got stepped on my feet this morning and scolded by my boss for no reason... Red day.
by A dying goat August 22, 2017
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Laundry Day

the infamous day for when "Larry Stylinson", the secret relationship between One Direction's Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson come out. Dubbed Laundry Day after Harry Styles tweeted "it all comes out in the wash" back in 2014.
It's been long enough, I can't wait until the boys are finally free on Laundry Day.
by freddieismyqueenfan28 July 9, 2018
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