columbus day

The day that began the 300+ year genocide of Native Americans. A sad day for us.

40,000,000 Native Americans were killed from the 1500's to the mid 1900's.

by Ihsahn November 20, 2004

Man Day

Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.

"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"

by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010

Moshe Day

Mosher's Birthday

Happy Moshe Day, ya sloag

by RipRap October 7, 2011

Red day

A day which you encounter a lot of troublesome things.

I got stepped on my feet this morning and scolded by my boss for no reason... Red day.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

seven-day

adj. Weak; lacking in strength or any substantial redeaming qualities.

Dude, you're an idiot. That plan is completeley seven-day!

by calihodian May 21, 2009

Lollerpendence Day

The day on which the the first usage of the phrase "lol" is celebrated.

Are you having a Lollerpendence Day party?

by anthwi December 14, 2008

Laundry Day

the infamous day for when "Larry Stylinson", the secret relationship between One Direction's Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson come out. Dubbed Laundry Day after Harry Styles tweeted "it all comes out in the wash" back in 2014.

It's been long enough, I can't wait until the boys are finally free on Laundry Day.

by freddieismyqueenfan28 July 9, 2018