Cunt Bar

A Red Mars Bar
Low fat
eaten by cunts at vending machines

look at him with his cunt bar thinking hes a gangsta and all that just coz its got low fat and shit

by Venderz February 22, 2009

cunt cookie

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.

Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.

by sj1 December 17, 2009

Cunting Oath

v. the act of promising to stay pure until your loved one gives up their cunt for you to go balls-deep in.

"I shall take a Cunting Oath until we marry so we may have amazing rough sex, m'love."

by Doctor Acula April 25, 2010

bump cunts

a less scientific description of female-female tribadism often used by lesbian/bisexual women to indicate past relations had with another woman when talking about or introducing her

Jane: that was fun last night dancing with lucy
Fran: yeah we used to bump cunts
or
jane, i want you to meet lucy
Lucy: fran and i used to bump cunts

by ericartman October 5, 2007

cunt boggies

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as quimmets.

"Oh no Henry, I've got cripsy cunt boggies again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy cunt bogga!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Uber Cunt

Over or Above the standard level of Cunt!

Nerd: Im going to RAPE that hot chick today!

Awesome Guy: OMG that guy is a UBER CUNT!

by Hoppy Is Sexy! October 14, 2008

cunt tease

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.

Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.

by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006