Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

Chris

Some dude with a big ass dick they probably call him piton

I wanna lay Chris

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things

I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.

by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019

Chris Explitzz

White underground rapper from CT. Not big yet but working his way up there.

I listten to Chris Explitzz.. huu?

by ROFLcopterbitch November 20, 2011

chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!

Chris Cannie beat my meat so hard

by ScripZero December 7, 2016

chris

Fake ass bitch that don't know how to treat people right and ugly asf. Chris is such a dumbass.

OMG! Did you just see what Chris did. He is such a dumbass. He is so fake to people.

by Snow Bunny ()() <3 June 16, 2018

Chris

Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice

Christen in her messages

by Christenalations November 21, 2021