The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
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