Dick Cheese

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end

Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight

by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009

cheese

heroin cut with diphenhydramine like cold medicines like Tylenol PM

Is she selling cheese.
Queso te mata. (cheese will kill you)

by ammal October 24, 2008

Cheese Cutter Syndrome

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.

"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

by Bryan1618 January 27, 2010

fummunda cheese

The cheese fummunda my nuts.
The smelly gooy substance fummunda ones balls

Would you like a fummunda cheese burger?

by cheesedick August 16, 2006

mack and cheese

mackin' it; keeping one's pimp hand strong

Kevin: I'm gonna hook up with this girl from work before I go back to school and get at that girl from last semester.
Mike: Yo, mack and cheese, bro.

by K.Rose August 28, 2008

Stir the Mac & Cheese

A term meaning "to have sex", due to the similar sound stirring Mac & Cheese has to nailing someone.

"Who do you wanna stir the Mac & Cheese with?"

by wazgucci August 22, 2014

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

by paul of death November 23, 2003