cans

bringing your first aid kit to an emergency to be faced with severely broken bones and a shattered heart.
💧

bringing to the table is more than bread and cans and money

hey.

by Krkič April 25, 2019

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Ask any young couple how long their marriage will last, and chances are, they'll say forever, says Clark University psychologis

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the juicy

by SMPrice80 November 23, 2025

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

can opener

Someone with a cleft lip

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.

by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

by swag master josh April 3, 2013

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022