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Robbery Bob

Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.
Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"
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We call that guy bob
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Two Bob

History and definitions through time:

Two Bob was an expression for two shillings. Currency changed dramatically in The UK changed in the 1970s. Prior to that a £ was 20 shillings. Shillings are no longer made. Historically shillings were made from silver and use of the coin began after the Norman Conquest of England in 1066.

It was an incredibly antiquated denomination when the British monetary system was overhauled and the reference to two shillings had become derogatory by the time the currency stopped being produced.

The expression “Two Bob” is used iften used in period dramas and comedies, for example “I gave two bob to the driver;” is something one might here someone say this on Downtown Abbey or All Creature’s Great and Small.

By the end of WW1, it was starting to be used as a insult or derogatory expression. The derogatory meaning grew after WW2, with the collapse of the British Empire.

Since there is no practical use for the expression and it indicated a very small sum for the century prior to its discontinuation in the UK as well parts of the commonwealth, the expression became derogatory.

Now “Two Bob” generally refers to a cheaply made item or a person someone feels is essentially worthless.

“You’re not worth Two Bob”
Two Bob was two shillings

I gave the driver two Bob

You’re a bloody waste, not worth two Bob
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Bob lammon

Luca: oh, hey Bob Lammon!

Bob Lammon: hey mo!
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bob has a job

wild bobs can have some jobs that include mob bobbing , job mobbing etc. these jobs are not odd
bob has a job

john: HE HAS A JOB
bob:*just trying to feed his kids* :(
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Bobbing

When someone is extremely hot. There whole body just sways in a particular way. Most common in older men.
Winston Churchill was a bobbing man! Yeah
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Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.
I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.
by Funkyfur October 8, 2022
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