Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)
Person 1:

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

American

A native of America; originally applied to the aboriginals, or copper-colored races, that has always been here and still here to this day ; but now applied to the descendants of Europeans born in America.

The Americans have been Reclassified as Colored, Negro, Mulatto, Black and now African American (All Misnomers).

by Chief Kitchi Waya March 7, 2022

vagino-american

Politically correct name for American person with vagina, who doesn't fit into binary gender system

-Excuse me , lady!
-Please stop assumptions about my gender, and don't call me L-word! This is so sexist.

-Sorry, how can I call you ? vagino-american?

by dildo777 December 31, 2024

american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018

American accent

sounds so bad it makes you want to chop your ears off

American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 30, 2022