by Kreator January 9, 2015
Get the Vagina surprisemug. A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022
Get the Chinese Hangover Anal Vaginamug. by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021
Get the Immortal Vaginamug. A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
Get the Vagina hammug. A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.
Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025
Get the Designer China Vaginamug. by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
Get the vaginamug. by It’s yah boi July 26, 2018
Get the vagina munchiesmug.