chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke

you got chris rocked my guy

by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022

Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"

He is such a Chris Chae.

by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022

Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.

Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!

by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022

Chris

One of the most kind and hansome people you'll ever meet.Chris is an amazing and friendly boy.He plays the guitar and likes martial arts.If you meet someone named Chris keep him,he will make you believe in love again.

Person A:Look Chris is comin'!
Person B:"Smiles"

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

Chris

Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!

Person A:Hey look Chris is comin'
Person B:Ohh,"smiles",I think I like him

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

Chris

Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!

Person A:Look Chris is comin'
Person B:Damn,"smiles",I think I fell in love

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

chris

hes the best boyfriend to ever have in the whole entire universe i love him so much he is best and better than all of you you will never compete with how great he is.

“ im better than chris !!”

shut yo bitch ass up hes far superior to you

by jjkkaayyhh April 12, 2022