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Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Chris Bosh

Chris Bosh was probably raised by dinosaurs.
by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021
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February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

guy 1 - its chirs
guy 2 - its 2/25
guy 3 - lets praise him!
guy 4 - why?
guy 5 - February 25th - Praise a Chris Day
by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba November 9, 2021
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Chris

Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANY CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW!!
by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021
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Chris Nevarez

A rapper from the middle of nowhere in South Florida. Sings about love one song and then is talking about shooters and drugs in the next. He really belongs in the UK.
My boy: Aye bro whatchu listening to?
Me: That new Chris Nevarez bruv
My Boy: Who?
by immajustISLANDBOI November 19, 2021
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Chris

He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to stay mad at Chris forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Chris will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to do so as much as he can. Chris will make every moment memorable. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind getting hurt for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.
Christopher’s are Love Able People
by LoveThisPeople March 13, 2022
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