two badly parked volkswagons

A large derier that is wobbly all over the place.

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons

by gavrad76 December 30, 2013

the holy trinity oak park

hooking up with someone from oak park & river forest high school, fenwick, and trinity during your high school years.

i’m so close to completing the holy trinity oak park!

by wjdichevwvndichsv April 2, 2019

Lincoln Park's School Wifi

That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.

"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"

by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019

National shrooms in the park day

Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park

Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro

Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day

Tom: alright dude let's go

by Emotional Gandhi January 3, 2022

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

highland park middle school

A public school, that honestly is better than most private schools. Filled with kids of wealthy parents living in big houses. With wardrobes full of lululemon & most kids having a vaping adiction. In this school you can count on snobby kids who get everything there hearts desire.

oh look at those snobby highland park middle school kids

by jerika101 February 16, 2018

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020