A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here.
thats a kansas city shuffle!
thats a kansas city shuffle!
by kingbernie August 21, 2010
Get the Kansas city shufflemug. A badass little town in southern Tennessee. Know for the famous shoals creek canoe run and parties and bonfires. Its about the only place where there isnt a single black person probably because of all of the rednecks, country folks and cowboys and its one of the few places that people still fly confederate flags on their trucks. Its also one of the few places that people still run and brew moonshine and if you get caught you can buy your way out with the sherrif. You can drive down the road and see a 69' dodge charger painted like the General Lee and drive another mile and see a brand new mustang shelby although most of the people drive badass jacked up trucks with mud tires. Its a pretty cool place to live
by tthat guyy October 13, 2011
Get the Iron City, TNmug. 1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
by Ihateeveryoneincludingyou October 17, 2014
Get the Kansas City Royalsmug. After your girl gives you good felatio, you turn around and deficate on her face. (aka San Francisco Fu Man Chu)
by Chief Pontiac December 31, 2011
Get the Bay City Blackbeardmug. SURF CITY RECORDS has become the label to be on. With cutting edge vision, we utilize legendary producers, engineers, and artists to create magic for the music. Great voices, inspired songwriting, stellar musicianship - we all know that those qualities are the foundation of musical excellence. And musical excellence covers many styles on this label. From rock to punk, metal to emo, ska to jazz, and everything else - SURF CITY sizzles... As fans of music, we are also fans of the artists who create music. We love our bands and help them through their journey. Once every couple years, a new band emerges from the Southern California scene that takes every listener's breath away.
by SCRINC October 22, 2009
Get the Surf City Recordsmug. by coolguymeanguy January 26, 2017
Get the plain city niggersmug. "I will rock your shit, pillage your village AND wreck your city"
"Look at the booty on that blondie, I'd wreck her city any day."
"Look at the booty on that blondie, I'd wreck her city any day."
by kelseileensims December 29, 2008
Get the wreck your citymug.