Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 5, 2023

Sam

An all round good guy, he will listen to you and look out for you. As well as this he always looks like a million dollars, good body and handsome face, lots of people want to be like him. He has lots of friends and gives some of the best advice around. If he’s your friend don’t get distant because he will always put you first and in the long run you will need him. Whether it’s his good looks, intelligence or all round charm and carizma.

Oh my gosh Sam is so fit!
Sam really helped me out this time.

by All_Kn0wing March 18, 2019

Sam

"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.

Girl: 'What did you do today?'
Boy: 'I was chilling with Sam.'
Girl: 'Damn, does your ass hurt?'

by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021

Sam

Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.

-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…

by I wish I had a boyfriend July 22, 2022

Sam

Sam is divnoors best friend

"hey have you seen sam?"
"yeah isnt he divnoors friend?'

by Meyourmumz July 19, 2022

Sam

One of the sweatiest people you will ever know! Sam is the type of person to stay in their room and play games such as Fortnite or Minecraft all day. He has the iq of a nut, the brains of air, the rageness of dellor, and the life of a sweat. The guy sweats so much with truc mai, that he is able to “phase” or walk through walls in Fortnite. The sweat allows him to slip right through. This kid needs to be stopped!

Guys look it’s a sweaty!
Oh no it’s SAM!

by Highest IQ of all time November 4, 2019

sam fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025