A cringey, stupid, dumb fucked up hoe nigga that needs to be stopped. A cancerous youtuber. Please STOP Jake Paul.
Teacher : Why were you in the hospital for 1 month and your ears are bleeding!
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG
by DOCTOR FUNNY November 6, 2017

by Ahmedmost August 6, 2020

Paul armstrong is the most amazing person on earth he makes demon fall in love so easy there panties fall off
by Brittbrat69 May 31, 2017

Well, where do I even begin? Take care and time with Paul, he is a warm individual once you get to know him. He can be very sweet and deep. He's not afraid to ask questions and understands the importance of making people feel as comfortable as possible, as he doesn't like to make assumptions; he doesn't really believe in them. Paul wants to be understood and also makes an effort to understand what makes you the way you are and I assure you; through his sarcastic remarks, laughter, dark humour, ability to make you feel better, advice he gives you, it can/will be one of the easiest and most unimaginably amazing relationships you'll ever have. Take it slow with him, but not too slow. Unravel his story. Things will come naturally if it's meant to be. Push Paul, make him realise his true potential. He will equally do the same for you. Guide Paul, aid him in his decision making. He will try to help you decode your troubles also. Nurture Paul, we all go through tough times but, my Paul has gone through a lot therefore, remind your Paul; whatever predicament he may have gone through or be in, that it's all okay and that things can/will only get better. He will soothe any wounds you have, regardless of their complexity...
by _kitty August 3, 2021

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.
I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!
by QuacksO July 1, 2020

by lucasllama June 12, 2018
