can of plans

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

by Tmoney18 March 11, 2014

Can Piggy

A man who is rarely seen without a can of beer in his hand.

No matter what the time of day or occasion.

Plays rugby and will refuse water if brought on at half time and demand a can of beer.

That Sam Johnson, absolute can piggy isn’t he!

by The darb hunter May 16, 2022

getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane

Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!

by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

by My dude the goose April 25, 2017

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

by swag master josh April 3, 2013