Vagger job

instead of it being a woman sucking a dick its simply a man licking a vagina and smothering his face into it pleasuring a woman forever and making her love you.☺

mark : man i want to vagger job her so bad she look gorgous

dan: i done it she has quite the vagina

mark: daaaaayumn

by Pwnage333 July 16, 2009

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ass job

when somebody sticks an object up your butt. it could be a tongue(rim job), finger, thumb, fist, dildo, vibrater, hamster, lava lamp, beer bottle, dick, anything will do.

torrez and ray love it when they get ass jobs...the more stuff you shove up there, the more they moan.

by Jodi Myers March 10, 2003

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basket job

a person so dumb you can put them in a basket and leave them there for days.

that guy was such a basket job.

by oddkin January 11, 2005

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face job

Cosmetic surgery such as a "nose job" or "boob job", only for the entire face. Used as an insult primarily.

Not you - "Hey, do I look ok?"

You - "boy/girl/man/woman/husband/wife, you totally need a face job. Like now."

by standingfrog January 4, 2011

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Similar in appearance to the douch bag. The stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. Exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in "sales" what he means is, "I sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission."

"Check out the Gordon Geko wanna be at the bar."

"No shit. Nice tie stroke job!"

"Also dude, I think those rimless sunglasses might be for women."

"Why do you say that?"

"They have heart shaped lenses."

by mams January 4, 2005

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