by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021

Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.
by Uegeidyneisne January 3, 2019

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss
by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021

by PrimalKiller December 24, 2021

by itz ya gamer 65 December 24, 2017

by I had a seizure 5 minutes ago June 29, 2022

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom
jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?
jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese
jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !
jake: what do you mean ?
jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese
jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !
jake: what do you mean ?
jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016
