Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 3, 2022

Jake Paul

a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.

kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*

by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time

Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake

by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020

jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.

friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking

by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023

Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle

Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know

by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019

Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.

Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.

by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022