Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle

Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know

by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019

Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.

Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.

by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022

Jake

Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.

Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake.
Girl: Imagine he was with me.
boy 1: He's to cool!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time

Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake

by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020

Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021