by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake
by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.
‘I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’
‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’
‘Yes.’
‘That’s it.’
‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’
‘Yes.’
‘That’s it.’
by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!
Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019

by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
