beer

the greatest thing in the ever

it can get you drunk or help you with your homework

approved by parents all over the world

Person 1: Hey, want some BEER?"

Person 2: "Yes, I was hoping to finish my homework!"

by verycewlperson November 17, 2022

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021

Beer

The best drink ever made. I'll admit, I may love it a little too much

I, Sanae Katagiri, drank so much beer last night that my boss at work was worried about me

by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

Cunty Beer Fuck

An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.

A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!

by The_Story April 18, 2022

ron beer

ginger billy’s ford escort with the back cut off like a truck and has a lawnmower blade and engine.

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 20, 2023

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012