april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

April 11th

April 11th is the day you send nudes to anyone who asks!

Hey it’s April 11th, send me nudes!

by Urban man guy dude April 11, 2022

April 13

Makeout with your bf/gf

“Let’s makeout cuz it’s April 13”

by Bf/Gf dayyy April 12, 2022

April 22

National text your girlfriend first day. Guys please text her first she’s scared she’s annoying you, and remind her how much you love her

On April 22nd

Text her: “Hey beautiful, I love you”

by loveyall April 21, 2024