crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 08, 2021

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When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

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In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

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A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.

Teacher: You failed this assignment

Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar

Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC

by Thuglife123 April 04, 2018

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An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.

"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"

by dealerownsyou January 15, 2025

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Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

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