Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

My Hair

The longest thing from my head

Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

Pineapple hair

The top part of a pineapple that is green and looks like a pine tree

Person 1: Damn bro you eat the pineapple hair?

Person 2: Yeah. You don't?

by Epic Gamer 2 Because epic game June 16, 2020

National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)

Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.

These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh

by ii.tiara May 25, 2022

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015