Knob Dob

The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.

Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.

He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.

Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.

Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.

by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.

After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Knob Giving

When someone rides you while you crabwalk.

Dude, my yoga skills finally helped in sex, my girlfriend and I tried Knob Giving last night.

by CrimsonFox64 November 12, 2013

Knob Garage

Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.

"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"

"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"

by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006