Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair

Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig

by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016

couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 17, 2021

man in a wig

"Man in a wig"

1. A insult for a man "pretending" to be a woman online or an insult for trans women.

2. locals on roblox trying to be funny on da hood.

1. Eww it's a man in a wig!

2. "a man in a wig just stomped me on da hood"

by sevenbigbubbleguppies October 14, 2023

Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.

Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.

by all4msp1 May 27, 2010

busted wig

When one's hair cut is exceedingly awful.

Snap, that broad had a busted wig.

by P+BRICK-B=ME October 7, 2015

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013