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Warcraft Widow

An online game enjoyed by millions.

There are 3 types of people in the world.. those that play warcraft, those that have never heard of warcraft and those that know someone who plays warcraft.

Those that play: Have online friends from all over the world and often play Warcraft to escape their nagging partners, disgusting room mates and boring friends.

Those that have never heard of warcraft: Usualy spend all their time partying and wasting money on beer

Those that know someone who plays Warcraft: Resent the fact that a game is more appealing than they are and will try ANYTHING to get the player away from the computer because "they need a real life"

There are millions of "warcraft widows" that would like to see their partners stop playing so they can go and sit and watch endless hours of tv, soaps and x-factor with them instead, not realising the irony of this. Think about it... If YOU were more appealing then the game would take 2nd place.

Partners should consider themselves lucky that they know where their Warcraft playing partner is ;)
I don't need to get a life, I play Warcraft, I have lots of lives.

warcraft widow: "oh my husband plays on that silly game for 5 hours a day! Why can't he just come and sit with me to watch Reality tv, soaps and take up knitting!"
by Imzadi Hunter November 2, 2010
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widowest

noun: the most widow-ed person (as opposed to widower); a person widowed so many times no one even cares anymore whether it's a man or a woman -- they all just assume he/she is either cursed or a gold digger.
That one by the hearse is the widowest person I know.
by relentless rigor July 16, 2009
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Like a confederate widow

something an idiot says when he's unable to think of anything clever.
"He plays basketball like a confederate widow".
by wussymike November 30, 2010
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White Widow Xchange

A unique "web"site that offers custom t-shirts and merchandise for a variety of alternative cultures.
Check out White Widow Xchange @ whitewidowxchange.com
by fluffymetal May 22, 2011
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world wide widow

The wife or girlfriend of a guy who spends all his time on the internet instead of talking, watching TV, shopping or getting naked with her.
"Now that Tucker started that blog, poor Faye is a world wide widow."
by buster7 June 7, 2007
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widow licker

A retard that sits at the back of a special needs bus with his tounge hanging out.
Look at those bunch of widow lickers
by Lucifus May 27, 2005
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White Widow

An overhyped midgrade type of weed that americans think is the jam but the dutch pass off as nothing special. Can get a quarter of it for 30 bucks in holland
Yo, David, you get any good bud? Yeah. I got some super mexican haze that kicks the shit out of that white widow we had the other day. Bitchin'!
by Tom Bosley July 26, 2005
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