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widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.
Danm that girl is widows wine to every man
by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017
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Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(
The widow can't afford a husband
by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017
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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.
There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.
by Candyland909 August 18, 2016
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Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.
Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.
by fiddlehead July 23, 2016
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Twitch Widow

When your mate is still alive, but constantly streams on twitch and plays video games.
Man, at first it was great, but lately i've been feeling like a twitch widow.
by Murderousdoll05 May 4, 2018
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Black widow

MCU Black widow also known as natasha romanoff is one of the best if not the best character ever existed. She held together the team (avengers) when no one did and saved them countless times she is an inspiration for so many including me. She was taken at a small age to go to the red room a place that brain washed her and made her an assassin, spy and skilled fighter .at one point she entered shields radar and that's how she met Hawkeye he was sent to kill her he made a different call and took her in. Since then they are best friends and same day would fight for who would sacrifice them selves.she was the first female superhero eventhough she got no powers she is probably at the same level as captain America and iron man according to her last movie BLACK WIDOW (late 2021) although she deserves better she had one of the greatest character developments ever. for beginning as a sexy assistant to a great leader and hero and most importantly human.
:black widow is weak

*nope she is just not hulk
by Arisd November 20, 2021
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