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Thighs Wide Shut 

Description of a promiscuous virgin, someone saving intercourse for marriage but is willing to perform other sexual acts
How was your date last night?" "Ok I guess, but when I asked her out I didn't suspect she'd be thighs wide shut.

wide load 

1. Something a semi is hauling thats bigger than the trailer.
2. Someone who is really fat and needs to drop about 300 pounds by actually walking instead of riding their damn motorized wheelchair around wal-mart all day.
hey service man i need to have my huver round widened my fat ass has now been classified as a WIDE LOAD!
wide load by uncle crapper August 2, 2003
you didn't bring ur truck widchadiga???
Widgadiga by Curtis April 16, 2004
Referring to someone who has gotten their asshole penetrated so many times that it is permanently wide. Referring to a gay person or a slut, or just a person who says something that is stupid.
He is a real wideass for the ridiculous comment that he said.
wideass by johnnyz/mj November 9, 2009
A person who thinks he can "tak' the jaw aff ye"
Hink yer a wideo ya wee dick?
wideo by ***** August 10, 2004
a thing or product that makes life more colourful
never a dull widget
widget by Mauritius October 9, 2007