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Whatever takes you home.

This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."
Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"

Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?

Or:

Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?

Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006
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Whatever You Say, Boy

The best response a Boomer or (Non-Boomer) can use when the trite "Okay Boomer" meme is thrown at them for insult. Can be used whether target is male or female.
Non Zoomer: I think people get easily offended these days. Climate change is natural and over hyped
Zoomer: Okay, Boomer
Non Zoomer: Whatever You say, Boy.
by RVAtimes January 26, 2020
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whatever chicken pever

means the same as whatever but is used by people who rhyme uncontrollably and by people who are just "special".

it also can be helpful in awkward situations
1: "im thirsty. do you have something to drink?"
2: "here drink mine. im not that thirsty."
1: "hey thanks"
3: "umm dont you have mono?!"
1: "you have mono? and i just drank after you?!"
2: "yeah whatever chicken pever. youll be fine"
by alahbjldjfsl February 17, 2010
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whatever twirls your propeller

"it doesn't much interest me, but whatever twirls your propeller "
by MemphisBelle1 May 8, 2010
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whatever man

two words conjoined by one force resulting in a word. Commonly used by driver's education teachers
Alex the driver's education teacher: "Back in the day in 'Nam, man. Hahahaha, hoo-aa. Whatever man..."
by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010
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whatever-whatever

A euphemism for sexual, or otherwise innapropriate, behavior and body parts.
Sarah Greenberg: Did you hear she got her whatever- whatever pierced?
by Heensterq October 30, 2004
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whatever "shits your kicks"

Whatever "makes you smile/happy"
Person A: I'm thinking about dying my hair light orange...
Person B: Hey, whatever "shits your kicks"!
by Ima90sbb June 18, 2009
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