Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Big ol' weener

A game where a man takes out his pecker and chases a woman around while saying over and over big ol' weener and if he can catch her he can fuck her.

Want to play big ol' weener?

by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2009

Weenerville Sluggaaa

a short small man who hits you in the face with a mad large cock

"Oh no, I got my eye poked out by a chode, fuck the weenerville sluggaaa" said Solins

by Batcave Squatter September 29, 2003

weenerschnitzal

guy that collects weeners and is a queer

Matt Shaffer or any other queer guy

by Seth Hawkins April 5, 2005

Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

weezer

A bunch of guys that heard slanted & enchanted and were like "this fucking rocks" so they started a band. Weezer is a band that is ten times more popular than pavement but only about 1/10 as good. Not that there that bad (pavements just fucking amazing) they had one album that was really good, pinkerton, and one album that was probably one of the best albums of the last 20 years, the blue album, they broke up in 1996 so Rivers Cuomo could go to harvard. When they came back they fucking sucked as Rivers Cuomo totally rejects everything that made him great in the first place and makes shitty pop songs. I'm guessing he embraced that retarded Andy Warhol philosophy that "good art is good business and good business is good art"

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo wants to fuck Stephen malkmus up the ass

by indierockisawesome May 4, 2010

weezer

A band that gets by on the fact that they're uncool.

"Weezers made of uncool people. I'm uncool. OMFG WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!! I LUV THEM!!!

by fuck_tard September 19, 2005