Wedding fish

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).

"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"

by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012

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Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.

The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020

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White Wedding

When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz

"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

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Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

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Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

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