Vulture

An Upper Class Men Who Hits On Younger In-coming Freshmen

Wow you're such a vulture.

by redfatassface January 17, 2011

lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.

I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.

by sawbones October 20, 2012

Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.

Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

by cryptofurrency March 17, 2019

Vulture

Another word for an “opportunists”, Someone who will go after another man’s female when the opportunity presents itself.

Vulture: “drunk johnny notices mikes girl is alone”, since he doesn’t have a girl for himself he try’s to rizz her up.

by NevaTrustABih July 23, 2023

joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

Vultures 2

The worst album ever, made by Kanye West.

Dave: "Hey, did you listen to Vultures 2 yet?"
Tom: "Nah man, that shit's ass. It's filled with AI, and Kanye is on nitrus the whole time!"

by incandescentcola November 22, 2024

Vulture-mode

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.

(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."

by nevermoar April 8, 2009