Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by Em_1922 October 11, 2019
Get the Vinesemug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. 1. a social media app, just like TikTok but with shorter videos and better content with funnier jokes
1. Vine is better than tiktok
by pipoxy November 28, 2022
Get the vinemug. 
by the_smart_one_23.fc December 12, 2019
Get the vinemug. Usually found in compilations called things such as "Vines that cured my depression" because Vine is dead...Although we all loved vine before the Paul brothers came along.
Danny: I was up watching some of my old vine videos.
James: I was watching the best vines.
Danny: Were any of the Paul brother's vines in it?
James:Yeah
Danny: Then it's one of the worst compilations, not best.
James: I was watching the best vines.
Danny: Were any of the Paul brother's vines in it?
James:Yeah
Danny: Then it's one of the worst compilations, not best.
by JustAJokeKid January 21, 2019
Get the Vinemug.