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Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.
"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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Verticality

The art of stacking things as high as possible.
By stacking those boxes that high, he's really showing off his unsurpassed verticality skills.
by pepperfarmer November 5, 2012
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Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"
"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).
by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007
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Verizon

Damn man, this Verizon phone sux, I can't hear shit but static.
by Tony April 12, 2005
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vertile

That guy is so vertile
by Vertileflow August 22, 2017
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vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin
that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours
by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007
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Verizon Complete

Having completed in/outbound calls successfully. Testing Caller ID to make sure it is working in/outbound. Testing calls to other SIP clubs.
My site is considered Verizon Complete. I have completed in/outbound calls successfully. CLID is working in/outbound and I was able to call other SIP clubs.
by Scott Starost April 16, 2007
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