If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
by Chrillen October 31, 2011
Get the Valentines Daymug. to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts
I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?
by The Valentiner February 14, 2008
Get the Valentine's Dismaymug. He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
by I Am A Raging Homosexual July 4, 2019
Get the Nick Valentinemug. a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
by nonya bizz February 21, 2010
Get the Valentines Daymug. by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023
Get the Valentine's Daymug. When one valentines day , your girlfriend and/or significant other , if she wants to cuddle you jizz all over her.
Sarah and Bob are dating. Bob really wants to experience the art of oral sexual pleasure. Unfourtuanly, Sarah is only interested in cuddling. Bob pretends to go to the bathroom , but he is really getting warmed up. When he gets back he initiates the sticky valentine surprise!!!!!!111one!eleven
by Dr. Love and the couger February 8, 2009
Get the Sticky Valentinemug. when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug.