Dick Unicycle

A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.

Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

every unicorn will find its rainbow

A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".

Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?

by UnicornsFindingRainbows July 5, 2020

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

a group of powerful girls who will beat you up any day of the week

boy:WATCH OUT ITS THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!

by zopeylopey December 16, 2021

Death Unicorn

A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!

"Hey bro, what's up?"
"THE DEATH UNICORN! IT'S RIGHT ABOVE US"

by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022

The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.

The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.

by Hillary4prezz2016 June 5, 2010

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Unicorn-Style

When a guy secures a strap-on to the top of his head and follows up by having sex with a girl, with said strap-on.

I would enjoy to try unicorn-style on thunder baby

by thequeergang28 August 2, 2010