Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

by darron May 2, 2005

timber

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

justin timberlake

a very very very big stupid faggot that every1 hates so much

i hate that stupid justin timberlake fag

by some ugly white cracker June 4, 2005

timber

Homosexual.

Justin Timberlake is sooo timber!

by Word up October 15, 2003

Timberline

The best place in the worldddd! Timberline is a resort placed on the mount hood.

Great skiing+great resort= great fun

1: Are you going to timberline this year?
2: Yeah, its gonna be great!

by Sickkk_skier November 29, 2009

timberlake

a flamboyant homosexual who thinks he's fooling everyone with his "straight" act.......but is not.

damn that guy is fake...what a timberlake.

by person5 January 9, 2005