a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!
by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004
Get the twinkie mug.A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.
by Guido1 March 1, 2008
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"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
by Triple N August 7, 2011
Get the Stinky Twinkie mug.Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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The term twindle refers to the dried leaves and flowers of female Cannibus plants. Twindle is used to describe the fine filaments of these combined items. The word twindle can also be used to describe the feeling that you would have upon smoking said substance. The feeling of pure pleasure as you can actually feel your sperm count lower.
The term twindle refers to the dried leaves and flowers of female Cannibus plants. Twindle is used to describe the fine filaments of these combined items. The word twindle can also be used to describe the feeling that you would have upon smoking said substance. The feeling of pure pleasure as you can actually feel your sperm count lower.
Ev95: "Yo, you want me to pack you some?"
Hen69: "Pack some what??"
FedNeg: "Well, some Twindle, of course."
Hen69: "Indeed. Pack that shite, neg."
Hen69: "Pack some what??"
FedNeg: "Well, some Twindle, of course."
Hen69: "Indeed. Pack that shite, neg."
by The_Messiah July 15, 2009
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Shortly after walking into the men's bathroom, Jon saw a guy getting a nasty Kingston Tinkler from a prostitute.
by Miikka May 11, 2006
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