tumblr red nose syndrome 

Tumblr red nose syndrome is a common trend on the art style of tumblr. It is when a nose is drawn with blush, like if they are blushing or have a cold. The thing is, they aren't blushing. And they are not sick. It is just considered part of a style, a very common one.

Mary: Oh hey that's a cute drawing!
Rose: Yeah, too bad it has tumblr red nose syndrome.

tumblr red nose syndrome by FeelingPunk February 22, 2017

Tumblr night 

A night(usually a Friday)when instead of going out and having a good time like most people your age, you spend the entire night on Tumblr. If you're a teenager this might start to worry your parents as it has mine.

Teen Boy: Hey are doing anything this Friday?

Teen Girl: No I'll probably just have another Tumblr night.

Tumblr night by PurplePaige64 August 28, 2010

Tumblr philosopher 

A Tumblr user who often reblogs or creates posts or pictures which they think are 'deep'. These people often search for more and more followers through promos, or posts constantly in the Facebook 'Tumblr' group.

John: He thinks he's so deep with those quotes about life on his Tumblr.

Jack: I know, what a Tumblr philosopher.

Tumblr philosopher by The Great DV September 8, 2011

tumblr rampage

When you go all crazy and post a ton of pictures of one thing on tumblr.com.

Teen 1: I went on a crazy tumblr rampage last night, I was posting a ton of pictures of Arnold Palmer.

tumblr rampage by tumblrrampager September 22, 2010

tumblr dom 

A boy who wants to be a classic Dominant stereotype. Probably got his advice from 50 Shades of Grey. Doesn't know or acknowledge things like aftercare or subspace. Most likely won't listen to a safeword and will keep going. A fuckboy who tries to use kink to justify being a sexist prick. Named after the website tumblr because for a while asshole guys would go on and inexperienced subs would flock to them when they knew nothing.

Tumblr Dom: "yeah bitch, you want to be my slut?"
Sub: "Sure do you do aftercare?"
Tumblr Dom: "Wtf is aftercare? You don't need that."
Sub: "gotcha, tumblr dom."

tumblr dom by ASlutForARealDom September 26, 2019

Tumblr Feminist 

A "Social Justice Warrior" which claims to be a supporter of Feminism and equal rights, but actually hates men, and thinks that they should be treated better by men, but men deserve to be treated badly by them.

(Battling "sexism" with more sexism)

Feminist3253- "I believe in equal rights"

Two hours later
ManGuy420- "Hello ma'am, would you like to become friends, I see you're a feminist, and I believe in equal rights too"
Feminist3253- "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A FENINIST YOU SEX CRAZED PIG!!!!"
ManGuy420- "Are you sure you believe in equal rights?"
Feminist3253- "YES I AM, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"

TheTrueFeminist logged on
TheTrueFeminist- "No, you are a Tumblr feminist, stop hating on men!"
Feminist3243- "I AM A TRUE FEMINIST, AND YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU SEXIST-"
TheTrueFeminist blocked Feminist3253

Tumblr Feminist by totaly not troll November 12, 2016

tumblr barf 

thum-blur bahrf (Verb)

When you are bored on your computer and tumblr tickles your fancy

and there's just a huge influx of great photos and quotes on your dashboard and you feel compelled to reblog every single one...

so you do.

& flood your followers dashboards

"I just tumblr barfed all over my followers dashboards."

"Oh no, not again, insert tumblr name here just barfed all over my dashboard again! This is the third time today!"

tumblr barf by DoctorPanda September 23, 2011