Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016

Trumpet Muffle

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011

Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014

Trumpet 2020

A Word To Make Fun Of Or Mock Trump Supporters

Trumpet 2020...In A Grave Lol

by That Atheist Lesbian November 1, 2020

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

by El horchata August 24, 2017