Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.

“John go suck a tree”

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.

Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!

by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

tree laundry

Doing your laundry on a tree at school

Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.

by All tree May 4, 2021

cum tree

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!

by Virgil Samuels June 3, 2005

semen tree

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

by Torsky March 10, 2008

tree thugger

Tree Thugger is a lifestyle to some, and a trend to other. Tree Thuggers often are Hippie kids from cities and suburbs that dont have that "i love everyone" kind of attitude as your regular tie dye, hemp necklace Moe. fan hippie. Most tree thuggers are rabid fans of Hip Hop, various electronic music, The Grateful Dead, Phish, The Disco Biscuits, and Sound Tribe Sector Nine, plus many smaller bands in the same genre(s). Tree Thuggers tend to dress in clothes like LRG,Bape,ECKO,Zoo York,and many skate board clothes and urban apparel. The style is big in the east coast but is found everywhere throughout the us. Tree Thuggers basically infest any hippie festival in the east coast. so watch out.

Hey look at that thugged out dready sellin sass to kids as molly for $120 a g, hahahah, crazy tree thugger.

by Jack Herer X Hash Plant August 3, 2007