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crack-track

The imprint that is left on the back of a toilet seat by someone (usually a fat ass) who has not been diligent in wiping. The combination of sweaty ass-crack and residual shit results in the depositing of a brown streak on the toilet seat. Most commonly found in public restrooms.
Man, I really had to take a dump this morning, but someone had left a crack-track in the first stall. So I moved on down the line.
by fishinmusician December 11, 2009
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tracksuit bandit

see above or dale
In the world where tracksuits are fashionable, Dale is king.
by dale's other friend April 28, 2004
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Slug Track

The act of placing and sliding ones freshly ejaculated penis on the surface of a persons face or body, leaving a track of sticky juices.
Dude Sea, T'mac, Matt, and Houston just slug tracked you.
by Kush Kingz 420 April 4, 2010
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Track

Usually referred to as a sport for those who cant compete in those such as football or lacrosse, track is actually one of the hardest sports there is in high school athletics. There are no time outs or substitutions in races, and you cant whine to your coach that you feel like your legs are going to fall off every second of the race. Those who say that track is for the weak have obviously never attempted to run an all out mile two mile and even then, would not come even close to the times that true runners have the ability to put up.
Track is different from the more mainstream sports in many ways. Unlike sports such as football or lacrosse, time is not wasted in practice by sitting around and talking on the sides. Instead, during a track practice you are almost always running/working, thus making track practices harder and much more efficient. Also, it is much harder to achieve honors in track such as all-state or all-american.
While track is a team sport, it is also widely seen as an individual sport. Each runner measures there own success by improvement from race to race. There are no benchwarmers in track; everyone races, but it is only those who work hard who will succeed. You get out of track what you put into it. For the most part, you are your own coach. You will determine how much you will improve and how successful you will become in this sport.
-"Ha you run track You suck at life"
-"Hold on can we finish this conversation later? i have to go to practice. We are doing 12 miles at a hard tempo pace today."
-".........shit"
by dowork123 March 14, 2011
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trecky

a person who's a "star treck" fan
- Hey Moe, I didn't know you were a trecky!
- Yeah.. that was long time ago
by ev_pl July 1, 2006
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Track

Is a sport where you are running different races while wearing tight shorts. It is also the only sport where you take your pants off to run. Sometimes your coach will be evil and only care about the county championships. But all u gotta do is not care. Finally if ya can't run DO SHOTPUT!!!!
Track is the only sport where you take your pants off
My track coach only cares about counties
In track I run 800 meters
by Mzz NoRkA CoOl December 28, 2005
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track tramp

dumb girls who hang around motocross races and act like they ride dirtbikes,but they dont ride at all. Usually decked out in fox racing clothes and short shorts.
MX guy: dude check out those track tramps
MX guy2: shut up thats my sister
by Mulletina June 1, 2005
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