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Torpedo

Boi, keep playing with me. You about catch them torpedoes.
by anonymous April 3, 2022
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Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.
"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017
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Japanese Torpedo

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.
Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.
by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019
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space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.
Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?
by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023
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Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.
I just saw them fire broton torpedos.
by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016
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Torpedo Loader

Slang for a gay slut who bottoms, common in the roblox Zeppelin Wars community.
"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"

"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 29, 2022
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Unholy Torpedo

When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.
"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"
by anonymous April 27, 2025
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