The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.
I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.
by Caveman96 October 22, 2015
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The distance semen travels over the female body.
Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.
by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017
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Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.
Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.
by 123bdk October 6, 2023
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Slang for a gay slut who bottoms, common in the roblox Zeppelin Wars community.
"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"

"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 30, 2022
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I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.
by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017
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