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hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.
Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.
by UCLGay January 8, 2008
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Destroyer of Toast

A closeted Mexican homosexual that spends his time collecting male nudes and labeling them as "Homework" in his Photobucket account.
Destroyer of Toast: We're all gay at some time in our life!
by Nub Patrol August 17, 2010
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Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.
After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.
by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 17, 2008
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toast-coital

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.
by bullterrier January 1, 2009
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toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.
Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.
by Jennifer Wychek January 22, 2017
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freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off
dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk
by o'deezy May 18, 2006
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milk toast

spineless, lacking backbone. not standing up for oneself
so i said "hey rachel get me a soda biatch" and she did, she always did what she was told, beacuse she was milktoast
by mike rohn June 12, 2005
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