Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.
That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.
by NTwoO March 22, 2022
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chop a brass

To have a sex with a prostitute
I'm gunna chop a brass tonight
by Paul smith aaaa January 06, 2017
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Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.
"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."
by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018
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Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by January 29, 2022
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no brass

When someone doesn't give a damn anymore. Similar to someone "zerofucksgiven"

Brass is a beautiful metal when polished and can be used to decorate things. When someone has no brass, it means they are raw, bad to the bone, and don't give a rats ass.
This kid was driving over curbs and doing improper u-turns, speeding like a bat out of hell... Kids got no brass dude!

Also: Did you hear the way this punk talks to the big dogs!? Bro he has absolutely no brass! The audacity is through the roof!
by Subiedoo November 08, 2020
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brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
by Pillsbarrythiccman45 April 30, 2018
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